dollar ninety-nine hooker boots.

I've been told I walk like a half-drunk runway model with low self-esteem.

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Combat Jack again!

  • ASkars: Because we spent 7 months in this, basically dirt. And then suddenly you're on the red carpet with people in suits and--
  • PJ: Smelling good.
  • ASkars: Yeah
  • PJ: I smelled good.
  • ASkars: You smelled amazing last night.
  • PJ: I did. Yeah, that cologne is very expensive.